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  • Writer's pictureVeronica Tambourine

You Won’t Believe What These People Learned After Moving In With Their Partners! #5 Has Me SHOOK!


Whether it’s been a few months or a few years, the time will come when you and your partner decide to shack up and play house. Living in sin is hella fun but a HUGE step for your relationship. I guarantee it will come with a few SURPRISES! We recently asked 20-something couples the big question: “What’s something you learned about your partner only after you moved in together?” And you won’t believe what they shared.

  1. He plays the saxophone and he is like, really good. He’s in an experimental jazz fusion group. How did I not know that?

  2. He still lives with his parents! So now WE live with his parents. Breakfast is always off the chain, but his mom has untreated sleep apnea.

  3. After dating for two years, I found out that my girlfriend was actually born in Finland. Like, what the fuck?! I did NOT sign up for this.

  4. It turns out my boyfriend is actually two children, stacked on top of each other, and wearing a trench coat and a fedora hat so that they look like an adult man. He says it’s so he can get into R rated movies. I knew he was quirky before I moved in but OMG!

  5. She is basically a total Methodist. Has a women’s bible study and everything. LMAO

  6. My boyfriend sleeps in a for real coffin every night and I sometimes hear him watching porn in there on his cell phone - which is really not that big of a deal. Everybody watches porn but the coffin thing is weird, right?

  7. Every night before she goes to sleep she likes to shove the barrel of her gun in my mouth and make me give her three reasons that I deserve to live. Not gonna lie - it caught me off guard but SO CUTE.

  8. Homegirl is straight up blind. I knew she liked holding hands a lot, but once I moved in, I discovered that we were actually living in one of only two supportive communities for the blind in the country.

  9. She is Grammy Award-winning vocalist, Macy Gray.


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