The 5 Things crew caught up with the rap-rocker backstage at the Louder Than Life festival and got the skinny on what makes the musician/actor tick.
My machine gun. I friggin’ love that thing. Ra-ta-ta-tat! Named myself after it. I like to go into the woods and shoot tree stumps all to shit. Makes me feel invisible - like I could shoot every tree in the world if I wanted to. I’ll scream stuff like “say hello to my little friend!” or “you talkin’ to me?” or “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her!” It’s really a great way to ease the tension after a full day of eating out Megan Fox’s asshole. She was in Transformers so like, hell yeah.
Arby’s Jalapeno Poppers. YUM! These things are so good, but sooo dangerous. They’re friggin’ piping hot and they will burn your wet little mouth and you’ll be eating out your girlfriend’s asshole and not be able to taste a thing! WAIT FOR THEM TO COOL!
My driver, Giuseppe. He’s more like a friend that I pay to hang out with me, but I love this dude. He takes me to Arby’s and to all my auditions for my Netflix movies. Sometimes I’ll “forget” to put up the partition and I’ll let him watch me drop into the Fox hole. He loves that type of stuff. What can you say? He’s Italian! Sometimes I’ll forget that he doesn’t speak English and he’ll start talking that Italy talk and it’ll freak me out. Like I’ll start to think I’m in a dream or that I’m dead. But then I remember and I’m like whoa, that was close.
The 23 Tales by Beatrix Potter. I’ve got this vintage set of all these little Beatrix Potter books like Peter Rabbit and shit. My mommy used to read them to me before bed and I cherish them. I always had a mad crush on Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle. As I drifted off into Slumberland I would dream of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle’s fat cooty. Sometimes I’ll ask Meg if she’ll read the stories out loud and let me call her Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle while I clean her out from the back.
This may sound a little old fashioned, but I can’t live without my nutrients. I’m talking about fucking vitamins, fucking minerals, fucking proteins, and fucking carbohydrates to maintain optimum health and peak performance. Fans always come up to me after my shows and say shit like “MGK, that performance was peak - where did you get all the nutrients from to do that?” The answer is simple: SUPERFOODS. My girlfriend Megan (from the Transformers movies) lets me eat one avocado out of her bleached tailpipe each day while my boy Travis Barker lays down a beat fatter than Tiggy-Winkle’s cooty.
