Who Are We?

Welcome to the 2nd Internet! After the old internet got straight Zuckerberged to shit, the time has come to start anew. The revolution has begun.  

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The 2nd Internet was founded in 2021 by American entrepreneur, media proprietor, and investor, Duncan Gorgonzola. Mr. Gorgonzola got his start with a humble carpet cleaning business in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. After expanding the "Deep-Clean Fleet" to over 45 professional carpet cleaning trucks and 125 "self-suck" vacuum units in 2017, he authored his memoir and business-advice book, Stainfree: Steaming and Creaming. By 2018 Gorgonzola was ranked 412th on the Forbes list of The World's Most Powerful People. However following a series of lawsuits against Gorgonzola's misleading advertisements, having his accreditation revoked by the Better Business Bureau, multiple accusations of texting explicit photographs to his employees, his divorce, home foreclosure, getting food poisoning at Applebees, and a three month stint in a rehab center for rock cocaine addiction in late 2020, Gorgonzola pivoted his entrepreneurial energy to a promising internet startup, MeinCrush, an online dating community for alt-right neonazis and domestic terrorists.

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After one month of app development, it became clear to Mr. Gorgonzola that the old internet fucking sucked and needed a full overhaul. Might as well just trash the whole thing and start over - and the 2nd internet was born.