Hey guys,
As most of you know I’ve spent the past 2 years recording videos about my darling puppets: Ms. Rebecca, Stinko Bean, Officer Billyclub, and Ron Jiggles. Youtube has been a great way for me to show off my passion and meet some really cool people. Plus, my puppets have had an outlet to explore their sexualities.
However, I’ve received loads of hateful comments from internet TROLLS who are immature little BRATS that have nothing better to do with their time than criticize my darlings. They're absolutely jealous because my puppets fuck so hard and they're probably VIRGINS.
Well to all my haters, guess what? It doesn’t even bother me, so I don’t care. But just so you know you should STOP immediately unless you want to be blocked and sued for hate crimes IN COURT. Plus if I ever figure out who you are, you're going to seriously be sorry.
Just to address some of your specific comments, not that I care because they don't even bother me, but user SwolePole55 said "Puppet dicks don't fuck right. Why aren't they bigger? Kill yourself."
Like, ooookay? Is that supposed to hurt my feelings? I could probably sue you in court for even saying that. And you've obviously never watched a SINGLE episode of Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge on SyFy Channel or you'd know that those are normal sizes for a puppet penis. The proportions aren't even supposed to be the same as on a person. So, maybe you should be the one that kills your own self for sounding so ignorant?
User BigShit6969 commented "Who made this?! Some sad shit. Probably a serial killer." Ha! That one is actually pretty funny cuz it doesn't even bother me, but even if it did that's the kind of thing I could sue your fucking ass for in court. Yeah, I mean, I guess if prison is your thing then keep commenting on my videos except QUIT because it's so annoying and doesn't even matter to me.
User TeddyDustpan12 commented "Ms. Rebecca got that HPV. You can tell." Uh, no she doesn't and I would definitely know because I'm the one that made her out of felt but it's not like it even affects me, so whatever. Are you a doctor? Yeah, didn't think so. And if you are so bothered by her HPV, why don't you just watch somebody else's YouTube channel?
And to the very rude guy, Acab911, who repeatedly comments “FUCK Officer Billyclub! He a racist ass corrupt pig. Stinko Bean was framed! FREE THE BEAN!” I’ll just have you know that any unfounded claims against a decorated officer like JT Billyclub not only makes you look like a hater, but also will result in you begin SUMMONED to court to be sued by yours truly. It’s not like I even care, but I’ll have you know that Stinko Bean takes full accountability for his actions and he will remain behind bars until he and cellmate Ron Jiggles begin to fully explore what can occur when two sexually starved beings share such a small space.
Lastly, I just want to give a huge shout out to super cool new friend, PuppetMasterXXX, for always being supportive and leaving nice comments like “fuck yeah so hot” and “puppets so fucking sexy!!!111” and “just came again to puppet show so hard.” I’m so glad you’re enjoying the videos and I hope one day we can meet in person and I can introduce you to the real puppets. They would love that.
Love,
Colin Tutfield