No, like, we're asking. Have you heard from him recently? Has he posted anything on social media? Is he still alive? He won't return my text messages and I'm worried sick. He could be dead in a ditch for all I know.
Is this any way to treat your mother, Adam? And after everything we've done for you, what with the voice lessons and the Proactiv Plus pimple ointment and the letting you and your buddies play your little rock-n-roll songs in the garage at all hours of the night? I left you three voicemails, Adam Moshe Yehoshua Levine. Three. The least you could do is call your mother back and tell her about your day. You only get one and when I’m gone, I’m gone. Speaking of which, do you remember Nelson Dickerspoon? He was in your Pre-K class and you two would take baths together and he had a big mole on his neck? Anyway, his mom got eaten by a lion when they were on Safari and she’s dead now and I could be next.
Are you eating? You don't look like you're eating. You look too thin on That Voice Show. Especially when you sit next to Blake Shelton. Now that is a one handsome man with meat on his bones. And I guarantee Blake takes the time to call his mother. I tell you what, why don't you bring Blake over for supper on Thursday and I'll make my brisket. You always said my brisket was your favorite.
You're killing your mother Adam. Take five minutes and give me a call.