This. Is. Not. A. Drill.
After months of speculation about a possible romance, we finally have answers! Dr. Anthony Fauci, America’s top infectious disease official, has finally confirmed that he is dating Disney Channel alum and singer, Zendaya. He announced this exciting news on The ‘Gram with an oh-so-adorable pic of their beach picnic dinner. Uh, can someone say relationship goals?!
“Cats outta the bag!” Fauci captioned his latest Insta pic of him and the Malcolm & Marie star’s sunset supper followed by a classic RED HEART EMOJI. Is that not the FUCKING CUTEST?! I literally am shitting myself.
Fans all over the world have been crushing HARD for Fauci ever since he became THE trusted authority for the public on preventive measures against COVID-19. But it doesn’t start there for this medical heartthrob! Fauci has been director of Allergy and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health since 1984, advising seven presidents on domestic and global health issues. His research into HIV helped develop treatments to enable carriers of the virus to live long lives. He is basically the total package: smart, sensitive, funny, and packing a 100% buttermilk peener full of boiling hot cum.
Real Talk: Fauci and Zendaya might just take the award for the HOTTEST new celebrity couple. And we’re not the only ones freaking out! Zendaya’s bff Bella Thorne said “YAS! I’m so happy for Z and Tony. They are ADORBS. I shit myself as soon as she told me.”
And it’s not just her friends celebrating the news! HIV miracle man Magic Johnson took to Twitter to congratulate the two, tweeting “Without Fauc, I’d probably be six feet under ground getting skull fucked by worms. You the real MVP, Doc. Shit my pants when I saw you found your soulmate! Wear a rubber and have fun.” So sweet!
We’re just happy that they’re happy. Okay, and maybe a little jealous too! Speaking of jealous, Zendaya’s Spiderman: Homecoming co-star and EX-BOYFRIEND, Tom Holland told reporters, “Zendaya is literally one of my best friends. I just worry about her and Dr. Fauci together. He seems kind of old. There’s like a 56 year age difference - not that I’m counting. And I, for one, am tired of hearing about the Covid virus and think it is sad that Fauci is so obsessed with it. Like, shut the fuck up dude. If he ever did anything to hurt her, I would just shit my pants.”
Whatever - haters gonna hate. We just hope that Dr. Fauci and Zendaya keep filling our feeds with PDA posts!